First we had the shit lookalike of Frank Lampard. Now, it’s the turn of the other Chelsea man… John Terry.
John Terry
February 4, 2009 by heidthebawCarlos Cuellar
October 17, 2008 by heidthebawPlayer of the Year. Now he’s a dick.
Fudds
May 31, 2008 by heidthebawTo mark the launch of the movie premiere of ‘Sex and the City’ (the movie about the 3 prostitutes and their mother), the US-based burger chain, Fuddruckers, proudly presents ‘Fudds in the City’ -
Jane Fonda
May 31, 2008 by heidthebaw
Smugby
April 28, 2008 by heidthebawTheres a new word for you. ‘Smugby’. You know, like a cross between a typical rugby fan ‘n a smug cunt.
i.e. “Check oot that cunt ‘aer there! He looks a right twat. Wae ‘his England rugby shirt ‘n ‘his mad smug coupin’. He looks a right cunt. Reeks’ ae smugness. If only a’ hid a word fur it?”
Well, despair no more. ‘Smugby’. There you go. And if you need an image to go with this new word….?
Paddy Nakamura
April 28, 2008 by heidthebawFinally. A translation of what was going through Shunsuke Nakamura’s mind when he hit that free-kick.
Mick Hucknall
April 17, 2008 by heidthebawSimply Red. Holding Back The Beers.
Indian-Irish Phonecall
April 17, 2008 by heidthebaw
Shades
April 13, 2008 by heidthebawSaw a guy this morning wearing shades. Even though the weather didn’t merit it. So, why was he wearing shades? Aye, that’s right.
‘Cos he was a cunt
Hypnotoad
April 13, 2008 by heidthebawYer walking down the street. Ye see a burd. Ye fancy the burd. How do you batter intae the burd? Easy. Hypnotoad her. Just stare her out. Totally stare at her. Then make a wee “doooooofffffffffffffffff” noise. She’ll be like putty in yer hauns
Paul McCartney
April 13, 2008 by heidthebaw….makes a cup of tea.
“Dooooooooooo…..”
“One for me, and one for me worms….!”
Cone heid
April 13, 2008 by heidthebawRoyal Exchange Square. Gutted
Cone heid
April 13, 2008 by heidthebawRoyal Exchange Square. Closure
Bo’ Selecta – Mel B on Cribs
April 12, 2008 by heidthebaw
Tarzan
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawWhat’s black and white and lies at the bottom of the jungle?
Tarzan’s auld Adidas Samba
Taxi
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawHow many black guys can you fit in a taxi?
Four. Maybe five
Do you like cats?
April 12, 2008 by heidthebaw
Bernard Righton
April 12, 2008 by heidthebaw
Breid
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawWhat’s the difference between a rottweiler and a pan loaf?
They’re different breeds
Parrot
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawWhat’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
John Denver
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawWhat weights 5lbs and won’t be plucked this Christmas?
John Denver’s guitar
Kermit the Fog
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawWhat did Kermit the Frog say when he got to the top of the hill?
“‘A muppet!”
Owl
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawWhat’s red and sits up a tree?
A sanitary owl
Anne Frank
April 12, 2008 by heidthebawWhat’s brown and sits in the corner of the attic?
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Casper
April 11, 2008 by heidthebawWhat’s white and brown and flies through walls?
Casper, the friendly plate of mince
Pikachu
April 11, 2008 by heidthebawHow d’you get Pikachu onto a bus?
Poke ‘im on!
Lieutenant Uhuru
April 11, 2008 by heidthebawWhy was Lieutenant Uhuru black?
‘Cos William Shatner
Mozambique
April 11, 2008 by heidthebawI love this flag. The flag of Mozambique. It cries out, “We’ve ‘goat Kalashnikovs! ‘Moan then!”
Swaziland
April 11, 2008 by heidthebawSwaziland. Clearly not bothered about African stereotypes.
Seychelles
April 11, 2008 by heidthebawThe flag of The Seychelles. Popular amongst the gay community.
