Heidthebaw

John Terry

heidthebaw — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:32:26 +0000

First we had the shit lookalike of Frank Lampard. Now, it’s the turn of the other Chelsea man… John Terry.

Carlos Cuellar

heidthebaw — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:49:35 +0000

Player of the Year. Now he’s a dick.

Fudds

heidthebaw — Sat, 31 May 2008 23:07:15 +0000

To mark the launch of the movie premiere of ‘Sex and the City’ (the movie about the 3 prostitutes and their mother), the US-based burger chain, Fuddruckers, proudly presents ‘Fudds in the City’ -

Jane Fonda

heidthebaw — Sat, 31 May 2008 23:05:15 +0000

‘Traitor bitch’ apparently

Smugby

heidthebaw — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:33:18 +0000

Theres a new word for you. ‘Smugby’. You know, like a cross between a typical rugby fan ‘n a smug cunt.

i.e. “Check oot that cunt ‘aer there! He looks a right twat. Wae ‘his England rugby shirt ‘n ‘his mad smug coupin’. He looks a right cunt. Reeks’ ae smugness. If only a’ hid a word fur it?”

Well, despair no more. ‘Smugby’. There you go. And if you need an image to go with this new word….?

Paddy Nakamura

heidthebaw — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:38:30 +0000

Finally. A translation of what was going through Shunsuke Nakamura’s mind when he hit that free-kick.

Mick Hucknall

heidthebaw — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:19:43 +0000

Simply Red. Holding Back The Beers.

Indian-Irish Phonecall

heidthebaw — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:42:48 +0000

Shades

heidthebaw — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:56:58 +0000

Saw a guy this morning wearing shades. Even though the weather didn’t merit it. So, why was he wearing shades? Aye, that’s right.

‘Cos he was a cunt

Hypnotoad

heidthebaw — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:48:34 +0000

Yer walking down the street. Ye see a burd. Ye fancy the burd. How do you batter intae the burd? Easy. Hypnotoad her. Just stare her out. Totally stare at her. Then make a wee “doooooofffffffffffffffff” noise. She’ll be like putty in yer hauns