Hypnotoad

Yer walking down the street.  Ye see a burd.  Ye fancy the burd.  How do you batter intae the burd?  Easy.  Hypnotoad her.  Just stare her out.  Totally stare at her.  Then make a wee “doooooofffffffffffffffff” noise.  She’ll be like putty in yer hauns

 

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One Response to “Hypnotoad”

  1. penchoad Says:

    haha! I used tae use that same tactic ‘masel. Usually unsuccesfully. But once it goat me a shot ‘oan the swings wae a wee skank fae E.K. in Ibiza. Result!

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