Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Tarzan

April 12, 2008

What’s black and white and lies at the bottom of the jungle?

Tarzan’s auld Adidas Samba

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Taxi

April 12, 2008

How many black guys can you fit in a taxi?

Four. Maybe five

 

Breid

April 12, 2008

What’s the difference between a rottweiler and a pan loaf?

They’re different breeds

 

Parrot

April 12, 2008

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

 

John Denver

April 12, 2008

What weights 5lbs and won’t be plucked this Christmas?

John Denver’s guitar

 

Kermit the Fog

April 12, 2008

What did Kermit the Frog say when he got to the top of the hill?

“‘A muppet!”

 

Owl

April 12, 2008

What’s red and sits up a tree?

A sanitary owl

 

Anne Frank

April 12, 2008

What’s brown and sits in the corner of the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

 

Casper

April 11, 2008

What’s white and brown and flies through walls?

Casper, the friendly plate of mince

 

Pikachu

April 11, 2008

How d’you get Pikachu onto a bus?

Poke ‘im on!

 

Lieutenant Uhuru

April 11, 2008

Why was Lieutenant Uhuru black?

‘Cos William Shatner

 

Toad

April 11, 2008

Frog and a toad walking along the road.

The toad’s baws faw’ aff.

Frog goes, “Haw, d’ye want yer baws toad?”

 

Prisoner

April 11, 2008

Why was the prisoner lonely?

‘Cos he wis in his ‘cell