Archive for the ‘New York’ Category

The United Nations

April 11, 2008

Boutros Boutros “So Good They Named Him Twice” Ghali, and that guy John Kofi, from the movie The Green Mile.

 

Mental squirrel

April 7, 2008

“Moan then!”

 

Arran Sweaters

April 7, 2008

Aye no wonder ye look embarrassed.

 

NYPD

April 7, 2008

“Hey owfficer!  Owfficer!  Can I get a cwup o’ cwaffee?”

 

St. Paddy’s Day gaff

April 7, 2008

Colum Eagan.  He might be a master distiller,  but he’s a total dick when it comes to spelling “Paddy’s” correctly.

 

Gallus

April 7, 2008

Wit a swagger.  Wit an attitute.  Gallus pigeon.  Stoatin’ oot a shoap.  Disnae gie a fuck.